(Inspired by an article by Claire Cane Miller.)
I do not find technology is stressing me at all.
My iPhone and my Facebook are merely folderol.
My email is enchanting and I tweet without a care;
I wouldn’t trade my tablet for an hour with Voltaire.
Those nervous Nellies who complain the Internet invades
All their waking moments are just playing at charades.
Our digital dominion is a blessing, not a curse,
And that is why I’m sending out this sportive little verse.
Sharing life events enhances one’s vivacity,
And is proof against the most overt misanthropy.
I wish I could convince all of you worriers and skeptics
The Internet is wonderful (when taking neuroleptics.)