In Arizona, Maine – and in Oregon as well
Gun control proponents hope to cast a ballot spell.
I guess I must ask pardon for the use of that misnomer;
It’s gun SAFETY proponents (what a great PR-style homer!)
It’s David vs Goliath, with the N.R.A. contending
That in all PAC-fed races they will do most of the spending.
America will topple, the wise N.R.A. affirms,
If people who want guns are treated like they carry germs.
It’s sad to think that after so much violence in schools
The PEW report says people think of guns as useful tools.
I hope the ballot measures will succeed at all the polls
So crazies will stop using guns and shoot off their pie holes.