A little girl named Mary was in school, no doubt delighted
That her Second Amendment rights were securely cited.
When the crazy man came in to shoot her and her classmates
She would know his privilege was secure in almost all states.
For fifty-two percent of all her countrymen agree
That guns are more important than a school’s security.
Bearing arms must be defended from the very few
Who do not think it’s helpful some artillery to shew.
Now Mary’s in the hospital, but surely she still knows
The arguments for gun freedom – all the cons and pros.
Please send her a card or flowers; some bon bons she can chew;
And don’t forget to gift her with a Luger pistol too!