President Nicolas Maduro, of Venezuela.


I am the mighty leader of the Venezuelan state.

The name of “Nick Maduro” carries lots and lots of weight.

I capture missionaries who are spying on our land

And get them all deported at my grandiose command.


You Americans are snooping all around our commonwealth,

Preparing to invade us with your doctrines and great stealth.

The Venezuelan people do not need your Yankee ways;

We are Castro-centric till the end of our born days!


I am paternalistic with my people in Caracas;

If they disobey me I will beat them with maracas.

So send your sneaking diplomats back home where they belong;

In my barrio bajo I am honored with sweet song!