The Nude Calendar.


I am not a prude, nor do I seek to overbear

All the many nitwits who display their underwear.

But when it comes to calendars I think a birthday suit

Used for illustration is so very far from cute.


I know it’s “all for charity”, but that don’t make a diff

When the bodies on display look like a river skiff.

The human body is not celebrated for its symmetry

After it has reached about the tired age of fifty-three.


Just tell me how much money your group’s trying to collect,

And I will pay in cash, with no nude photos to inspect.

There’s such a thing as dignity when helping hands are wanted.

I wish the best to any cause (love handles, be not flaunted!)