(Inspired by an article by Jack Healy.)
Houses are exploding in the Rocky Mountain state.
Distilling of pure hash oil seems to bring about such fate.
Amateurs use butane gas to squeeze out the fine oil.
Results have been unstable, putting gendarmes on the boil.
Judges are bumfuzzled as to how to arbitrate;
Is it still a felony or carry lesser weight?
The money is amazing when the stuff is retail sold;
So lawyers want to wriggle in to get their cut of gold.
Another cottage industry is in the making here,
Along with moonshine rotgut and the brewing of craft beer.
Colorado seems to be a state that’s fascinated
With anything that makes its folk become too twitter-pated.