High speed Internet connections are said to decrease stress;
Tho why a person can’t wait thirty seconds I can’t guess.
The Internet’s a marvel; that is something I’ll confess.
But seems to me we use it mostly just around to mess.
We look at clips on Youtube that are just a waste of time.
We get our news from websites that play up the sex & crime.
We tweet away the hours looking for a phrase sublime.
Our blogs are mostly jejune, like a fetid nurs’ry rhyme.
The fiber optic cable that we’re laying by the mile
Will bring to us more faulty facts in faster, sleeker style.
Perhaps the Cloud will save us from this everlasting bile
By blowing up and leaving not a single darn text file.