When you break up with a boyfriend or a girlfriend, please beware
That they might use social media their grievances to air.
You may find that all those Snapchats that you thought had disappeared
Are circulating with the goal of getting you quite smeared.
Your job may be in jeopardy, your current flame near doused,
Your friends are much disgusted, and your parents want to joust.
Suddenly the whole world knows your intimate affections,
Some of which may int’rest the Department of Corrections.
My advice is wear a mask when on the internet.
Use a diff’rent voice and dye your hair a light brunette.
Social media today may bring us close together
But it can be a garrote as well as simple tether.