What’s Trending, or . . .

It’s no longer trending if:

1. Your grandmother is now talking about it.
2. It’s been on CNN.
3. TIME Magazine posts that it is featured in their next issue.
4. Rush Limbaugh likes it.
5. It’s been legalized.
6. It has nothing to do with same-sex marriage.
7. Someone from Ferguson, Missouri, isn’t talking about it.
8. You can buy it at Walmart.
9. Salt Lake City buys the franchise.
10. Hallmark makes a movie out of it.
11. China makes a cheaper, better knock off.
12. It goes viral in Norway.
13. Congress puts it in a bill.